• person: hey hows life
• me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend

brookeeverdeen:

peetaspenis:

brookeeverdeen:

*gales voice*  what if everyone just stopped blogging?

*katniss voice* they wont

*gales voice* what about yahoo? what if they fuck it up?

*katniss voice* I just can’t afford to think like that

*peetas voice* katniss you cant afford anything

(via amazingdanisnotsocoollike)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via danisnotorfire)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

(via danisnotorfire)

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

(via amazingdanisnotsocoollike)

alleneverafter:

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

omfg you’re so cute

(via smileyarmy)

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

(via satan-no-das-gay)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via danisnotorfire)